What says "thank you," "you are awesome," "the world is a better place because you're in it," and "the human race benefits from your very presence"? This card! If you are lucky enough to have this person in your life, tell them. And try to make them stay near you at all times. Single A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock. Made in United States of America.

Card Reads: You are a Straight Up Gift to Humanity

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